anyways i was a big fan of the barbie animated movies when i was growing up and now buzzfeed has a quiz about it so take this and then tag your result with ur zodiac sign
idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems
LET’S get DOWN to BI-SINESS. TLTo DEFEAT. The HUNS. I will DATE your DAUGHTERS. And I’ll DATE. Your SONS.
you can’t lie and say you didn’t sing that to the proper tune in your head
Tell Miles, the wind
whispers, that he’s a little bitch.
It’s only through years of long practice that Dyta’s
able to keep a straight face. The King’s name is Miles? Everyone just sort of assumed he was named after
his great grandfather, King Raymus since that’s what he’s written all over the
kingdom. She tries to remember if she’s ever
heard of a Prince Miles–
“Well?” King Raymus (Miles) asks. He looks down his nose at Dyta, thin
lips thinning further. His knuckles are white around his gaudy
scepter. “What did the Wind say? Will my reign be remembered? Am I truly
the greatest King across the six kingdoms?”
There’re actually 208 kingdoms, the wind
hisses out from underneath the door. Which Miles would know if he
weren’t a little bitch.
“Yes,” Dyta blurts out. The guards’ glares
have been growing each moment she’s been silent and she’s not interested in
finding out at what point they use the
spears they’re holding. “Super remembered.” She brings her hands up, trying to
gesture just how remembered the King is,
but the shackles around her wrists hinder the movement. “The wind knows
your truth, King Raymus, and it spreads that truth across the globe.”
You never interpret correctly, the wind whines
through the gaps in the stone walls. You are the worst wind-speaker
I’ve met in centuries.
Dyta’s the only wind-speaker in centuries.
That’s why she’s in this whole prisoner mess to begin with. It’s just luck that
King Mi-Raymus is vain enough to spend the majority of her
captivity asking after what the world
thinks of him.
There are much worse applications of her
ability. Spying, for example. And assassination, though she tends to stay away
from that one, much to the wind’s chagrin.
Beatrice and Benedict are same-sex leaning disaster bisexuals who are both extremely surprised when they end up falling for someone of the opposite sex.
Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
Hi friends in 2018 this blog pretty much exploded which is awesome. I’m really bad at doing emotions but just know I appreciate you all. I would not be able to do the shenanigans I do without everyone egging me on constantly and, oftentimes, taking my posts and giving them a life of their own which is best exemplified by the time I posted the single word “yo” and now tumblr has an aneurysm every time that post appears. Congrats for that btw I’ve never witnessed one single post kill tumblr over and over again.
Because of this I wanna do a giveaway. I can’t actually draw anything, or else I would totally do an art giveaway, but I CAN write things which is pretty dope if I do say so myself.
So yeah! Danny Phantom fanfiction giveaway!
How To Enter
- Reblog this post
- Limited to one reblog per day.
- Closes at Feb 15 11:59pm EST
- That’s literally it that’s all
Rules
- I will randomly choose TWO winners
- Winners will be chosen/contacted on February 16th
- You can request a oneshot fic of pretty much anything within Danny Phantom in any genre (angst, fluff, crack, whatever you want I’ll do it).
- Exceptions to that last rule: I will not write incest or pedophilia stuff and I won’t write smut. No surprises there.
